Vodka No More

We had our annual company outing last Friday. And it took a week for me to decide whether I’ll post something about it or not. I hesitated because some things got out of hand, some things messed up, and some things might be so embarrassing!

My teammates and I went overnight and the drinking session lasted until the evening. We almost drank 3 cases of Red Horse and two bottles of vodka. We were still sober, not until we drank vodka. That was tragedy. hehe.  

I got so drunk that I even passed out at the poolside. I couldn’t even remember how it happened. All I can remember is that I was drinking vodka with Echel and CJ. Echel was figuring out who likes who while CJ was busy pouring that cursed drink. Take note, he was giving Echel and me a glassful but only filled the glass half-full when it was his turn to gulp.

Rex was off again with his tulug-tulugan stint.
Justin was desperately looking for rice but to no avail.
Raf was problematic with her Hellgirl look which she got when she knocked her forehead on the slide. Candice was looking so sexy on her swimsuit . ehem. CJ was in-charge of the videoke machine and the tagay. Echel amazed everyone when she removed the beer cap with her sharp teeth.
Donna was so busy watering the plants with her puke.

After that, I couldn’t remember a thing. I just remembered myself saying “I’m okay, guys. I know what I’m doing!”. Yes, I was speaking English and Tagalog. I dunno how to explain it but I find it hard to speak Bisaya when I’m drunk. An officemate, who doesn’t know that I grew up in Cavite and more fluent in Tagalog, said “Wag kang magta-Tagalog kasi di ka angayan” (Wag kang magta-Tagalog kasi di naman bagay”) haha

Ugh, how embarrassing! I didn’t ask them how they carried (or dragged) me to the cottage. Rumor has it that I even puked on their arms. I just convinced my officemate Justin, a nursing grad, not to pursue a career in nursing. How cool is that? hehe. Thanks God they didn’t take off my wet shorts and brief. haha. I was soaking wet when I slept.

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After a 2-hour trip in a bus, we finally arrived at the venue somewhere down the road. LOL. The place was still devoid of people. We immediately did photo ops around the place and just waited for our lunch to be served. We were already drooling when the crispy lechon was placed on the table. After lunch, the drinking session began. Our table was quickly filled with Red Horse bottles. There were games and a lot of fun stuff. 

 

We also had an acoustic band, composed of my officemates. Emot (another officemate) asked me if I’d like to sing (AGAIN) a week before the outing. I wanted to sing with a band so I said yes. I already picked You and Me (Lifehouse) and Unwell (Matchbox 20). It was too late when Emot told me that the band can’t play You and Me and someone already picked Unwell. Geez, I had no choice than to sing Stigmatized (The Calling) wihout practice. hehe. I knew it! I’ll have problems with Alex Band’s falsettos. haha
After the acoustic jamming, the videoke machine became useful. Some of my officemates became singing superstars. hehe. But they had to leave in the late afternoon, except those who wanted to go overnight. The pool was all ours! We dove and slid and others who don’t know how to swim just stayed at the poolside.

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Uhm, I remembered those things? Not bad for someone who got really intoxicated. LOL. I just figured out my drinking resolution. That is, I’ll never drink vodka AGAIN!haha

 

 

 

 

 

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23 Comments on “Vodka No More”

  1. ced Says:

    pormang porma o!
    hehehe.
    naubos mo lahat ung beer na un? huwat? haha
    at pakanta kanta na lng… anu kayang kanta yan? hmmm…

    @ced: haha. uu naubos namin yun! Stigmatized nga kinanta ko. pictures lang ata tinignan mo eh. hehe

  2. rio Says:

    abay nalasing ang hari ng inuman??? hehehe

    sa susunod, wag mo ng inumin si mamang vodka….=)

    @rio: haha. oo nalasing nang sobra. tama ka! hanggang beer na lang ako ngayon. LOL.

  3. y Says:

    sooooooooo glad you’re back to blogging! lol! ang tagal mong nawala dito ah. nagtaka pa ko eh sinabi mo naman sa ‘kin yung rason. hehe! sensya di ako masyadong nakakareply, alam na. =) update na lang kita. i missed you parekoy.:)

    @y: tenks marekoy! ok lang yun. ala ko busy ka ngan. gud lak na lang sa training!

  4. nickname™ Says:

    know what, that tulug-tulugan stint is an effective way to prevent puking on someone else’s body. Look what it did to you! And oh, i didn’t miss the fun either. hahaha!

    No vodka for you! Hanggang kalamansi at asin ka nalang! wahehe. 😆

    nickname™: haha 😆 sus ka! kaya di ka nalalasing kasi iniiwasan mo ang tagay. LOL. pano ka nga masusuka eh wala ka namang nainom? hakhak

  5. © Kendi Says:

    hahaha! right. NO vodka for you ever coz if you do drink and get drunk, im so gonna capture it and blackmail you.hahahaha! And oh, the “Guys, guys, I know what i’m doing. NOOOOOO!! I KNOW WHAT IM DOING” drama phuleeezzz, i should’ve pushed you in the pool then. joke.

    Oh well that’s beerO.

    p.s. wai lain ana nga pic nga di klaro ako tiyan? hehehe.

    @kendi: hehe. sori po, di na mauulit. pramis! LOL. buti na nga lang di nyo ko tinulak sa slide. hakhak. hehe. sori ken, ala na ibang pics. saka ganun talaga lahat eh. ahehe

  6. coolwaterworks Says:

    Hehehe… Lesson learned: Be who you are… Beero, not Vodka! 🙂

    @coolwaterworks: hehehe. you’re right.

  7. lethalverses Says:

    bakit feeling ko antagal mong nawala sa blogosphere?

    kaya pala dumilim ang paligid, nagiinom ka lang ng alkohol sa poolside!!!

    at nagvivideoke pa!!

    …tara inuman ulit. kaya ka nalasing kasi ikaw nga si beero, at nde si vodkee (KORNI)

    @lethalverses: hehe. di naman. mga 2 weeks lang siguro. hehe. kaya nga eh, hanggang beer na lang talaga ako next time

  8. © Kendi Says:

    pahabol: we ruled @ the company outing. imagine yung table lang natin ang may pinakamaraming empty beer bottles. plus sinalin pa natin yung ibang beers sa empty coke containers para lang meron tayo mainum later in the evening,hehehe. tapos sa videoke — man, you (we) ruled! Pansin mo tayo lang may pinakamaraming request dun, hehehe.

    After company outing, Team outing na naman tayo? Tara!

    @kendi: talagang may pahabol pa ha. hehe. yup. ala tayong inatupag kundi uminom. wahehe. sus. saka na team outing! ayoko munang uminom. ahehe

  9. wei vines Says:

    yeah..beer na lang..pampalaki ng tiyan 😆
    ang cool naman niyan…yan nga ang motto namen pag umiinom eh:
    SUMUKA! gumapang sa daan!mahilo! magkilos laseng 😆

    @wei: tama ka wei! beer na lang! woot!

  10. kamotenista Says:

    ang tindi mo parekoy buti hindi ako ang kasama mo kung nagkataon magsusuot ka ng maskara at isusumpa mo ang malasing forever….wahaha

    @kamotenista: haha. nakow, i-threat ba naman ako. inding-indi ako sasama sayo. ahehe.

  11. popoy Says:

    totoo pa la ang kasabihang kapag lasing eh nakakapagenglish, makapaglasing nga para naman gumaling ako magenglish.

    aba aba o kantatero mode ka pa dun sa isang pikshur.hahaha.

    ang saya ng outing heheh 🙂

    @popoy: hehe. oo poy, nabasa mo na mismo ang ebidensya. LOL. minsan lang kasi akong makakanta with a band kaya sinamantala ko na. buti nga di ako binato ng bote ng opismeyts ko.

  12. lawstude Says:

    kaya pala tagal mo wala post kasi may hang-over hehehe. ok lang mag pass-out basta kilala mo kainuman mo kasi mahirap pag indi di ba? ingats lagi.

    @lawstude: ang tagal kasi nawala ng hang over ko kuya oman. oo nga eh, baka na-blackmail pa ko. hehe. ingat din lagi sa biyahe!

  13. camilleeee Says:

    pede bang mapakinggan ang version mo ng “you & me”? peborit ng ate eh. 😀

    musta lex? 😉

    @camilleeee: sure. meet tayo ate cams tapos kakantahin ko sa videokehan. hehe. btw, sa lahug na ko nagboard ron.

  14. xG Says:

    nawala ka pala?
    eh
    isang taos pusong
    welkam bak
    kung gayon

    at mabuti nagenjoy ka
    sa outing
    woot!
    🙂

    @xG: pasulpot-sulpot lang ako. tenks marekoy! medyo nag-enjoy naman ako sa outing kahit pano.

  15. vanny Says:

    san napunta ang vodka? hehe. nakidalaw lang po.. 😉

    @vanny: naubos namin yung vodka. di ko nga alam na naubos eh. salamat sa pagdalaw.

  16. BADoy Says:

    whaaaaaa ang sarap naman ng redhorse walang red horse sa malaysia!!!

    @badoy: haha. dito lang yan sa pinas. kaya uwi ka bago magkaubusan. LOL

  17. taps Says:

    waw red horse… nakakatakam…

    @taps: hehe. tara, inuman tayo! LOL


  18. ngano man nisuka ka didto sa pool? unsa man nang bata-a! ay sayop! tigulang-a diay!

    @Curbside Puppet: wala ko nisuka sa pool oi. sa cottage na ko nisuka. ahehe. bisaya diay ka dong.LOL

  19. donG hO Says:

    andito pala ang inuman session. hehehe…

    @dong ho: andito nga ang inuman session kuya dong! tagay na. hehe


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  22. Myam Says:

    cant get the image of donna watering the plants with her puke out of my head.

    😀

    hi, donna. haha

  23. Geisha Says:

    sheett! nakakainggit naman to!


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