Google and I

I don’t have anything decent (as usual) to post today. I’m not yet in the mood to write about Dark Knight which I watched last night. For now, here’s what Google and I have to share…Got this from my offcemates, by the way.

RESULTS FOR “LEX”

1.) Type in “[your name] needs” in Google search:
–  Lex needs a drink. (Oh, well. Thanks for reminding me. I have to make sure I get a good dose of beer. hehe. I even drink alone when I’m in “adik mode”)

2.) Type in “[your name] looks like” in Google search:
– Lex looks like the king in his stadium debut (Ammpf. King? Good thing it ended with King. I’d be pissed off with “King Kong”)

3.) Type in “[your name] likes” in Google search:
– Lex likes to read at Kaboodle. (What or where on Earth is Kaboodle? More like Lex likes to read Badoodle. Yeah, my blogging idol. hehe)

4.) Type in “[your name] says” in Google search:
– Lex says adios amigos! (Awww. And when did I learn how to speak Spanish dude? I guess, years ago when I had to recite the first 5 stanzas of “Mi Ultimo Adios” in our Literature class. Pagkatapos kong magrecite, nosebleed)

5.) Type in “[your name] wants” in Google search:
–  Lex wants a Mazda (Not my type of car but it’d be fine though. It could somehow lessen the hassles in going to the office every day. Cut that crap Lex! You don’t even own a bike)

6.) Type in “[your name] does” in Google search:
– Lex does fellow pitchers proud (Whoa! I used to play baseball in high school but never been a part of the team. I was more into table tennis and volleyball)

7.) Type in “[your name] hates” Google search:
– Lex hates mangoes (I could never hate mangoes. Lumaki ako sa maggahan where I can just climb trees and eat as much as I want. Mangga pa lang ulam na! haha)

8.) Type in “[your name] goes” Google search:
– Lex goes global (Hello Pilipins and hello world! LOL. Haaay, now I regret why I tried this stupid stuff. Me going global? That’s one heck of a crazy dream)

9.) Type in “[your name] loves” in Google search:
– Lex loves peanut brittle. (Well, who doesn’t? Unless you’re allergic to peanuts or diabetic. Go nuts! )

10.) Type in “[your name] is” in Google search:
– Lex is out, doomsday is in!. (Haha. Do I look like a superhero to you?

Enough of this stupid (call it whatever you want) stuff! But I know some of you would also try this. Go! Keep your Google searching!hehe.

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